August 11, 2005

Proof that fact is stranger than fiction:

The phone rings.

I pick it up.

"Hey dude." Woody says to me. "We're up on Cape Cod and Andrea is in the tent at the campground and has one of those ear wax candles in her ear. It's got about 3 inches left to burn. when it is done, how do we see how much wax was melted out of her ear?"

"Let it burn to about two inches then blow it out and cut down one side of the hollow tube and open it like a taco." I replied.

"Okay, gotta go." said woody, then ended the call.

Posted by Todd Roeth at August 11, 2005 12:57 PM