October 05, 2003

changing names

Any conversation I share with Woody would be uncomforatable to have in a church. So as we stood waiting for the ceremony to begin, surrounded by mahogany and marble in front of the confessional booth, Woody decided to start telling me of his recent endeavors with the oppososite sex. The sister coordinating the procession was reading of groomsman names behind me. The conversation continued until i felt the hair on the back of my neck raise and the surrereal feeling of the situation made feel i was in the company both heaven and hell. I least i was wearing a tuxedo for the occasion.

I want thank all the members of the St. John's Cathoilic Church of Middletown Ohio for their generous offereings that allowed for their new sound system, and for the quality amplifier that was strong enough fill the buttresses and balconies with the sounds of the brooding organ that overpowered our conversation.

Soon i was sitting on the front pew, watching body turn to bread, blood turn to wine, and my friends who used to makeout on the bunk bead above me in college, turn into husband and wife. i sat there and looked down the row at my dapor friends in their black suits, i admired the bridesmaids smiling gorgeous and teary eyed. and timidly, i thought about what woody was thinking right then and there. and i thought about all the conventions we rely on in our life, adjusted my tie, and was glad that some names can change, but still mean the same thing to me.

Posted by Todd Roeth at October 5, 2003 01:41 PM
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i'm going to assume that woody was thinking of the ,new, ragedy, already worn, not black but faded, tuxedo line that A&F is coming out with this spring. i think it should be called "tuxes for tan, shaven, pre-pubescent, "we dance with chicks, but we don't like it", "these pants are wrinkled", "who cares how much woody marked these up", tuxedos. or were you implying that woody was thinking about the brides maids? whichever, either way, in his mind, somebody was getting screwed.

Posted by: stephey on October 7, 2003 09:47 AM

i heard the only person sniffling all teared up was todd. YOu know that boy was picturing leanne in her long black, veil and her spray painted, ripped to shreds, whitesnake video rip-off , wedding dress. picturing himself with his greasy mohawk, johnny knoxville sunglasses, and sky blue suit, with a t-shirt under it that reads, CASH. he motors her down the strip in Vegas to an ice-fishing shante with neon lights, and with 7 fingered asian lady recitin' the vows. "deally bewoved...."
getting married is so gay. right dave?

Posted by: stephey on October 7, 2003 10:03 AM

todd does have a way with words. however just like his sense of direction, he is never traveling the right way. now, if my memory serves me correctly, you (not i) was the one discussing chewing gum and cabin fewer...no?

Posted by: Woody on October 7, 2003 03:20 PM

and stephey...i'll answer that question on behalf of dave. absolutely!

Posted by: Woody on October 7, 2003 03:21 PM

One 45 minute ceremony, traditions I no longer believe in, but as Todd put it...everything stays the same. I still have the same great friends and instead of beating my girlfriend I now beat my wife.

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